why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.
so like, i shouldn’t laugh but what is up with all these people i know getting arrested? you guys are dumb. lol it’s simple: don’t drink and drive, don’t assault someone, and don’t fucking resist an officer you dumb ass lmfao