Oct 17th, 2014

jabletown:

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.

(via elisabluh)

Oct 17th, 2014
calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.


IM FUCKGIN CRYING
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if you don’t know this reference, you’re too young for my blog tbh
Oct 17th, 2014

clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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(via gohaveyourbuttchecked)

Oct 17th, 2014

so like, i shouldn’t laugh but what is up with all these people i know getting arrested? you guys are dumb. lol it’s simple: don’t drink and drive, don’t assault someone, and don’t fucking resist an officer you dumb ass lmfao

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Oct 16th, 2014
radical-vibration:

itsmemacleod:

kidxforever:

jamarcoaaronshaw:

cyborgboi11:

go dumb and disregard ur differences

This is beautiful.

This is what we need to promote

the woman to the right (who I am guessing is his wife) is the most adorable thing I’ve seen all week

Om goodness
Oct 16th, 2014