Oct 1st, 2014
moonratus:

for real though
Oct 1st, 2014

rymdprins:

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(via storybrookehooker)

Oct 1st, 2014
Oct 1st, 2014
Sep 30th, 2014

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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(via gohaveyourbuttchecked)

Sep 30th, 2014
vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom
Sep 30th, 2014
"The honeymoon phase never has to end."
— Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)

(Source: camilledope, via pastandfuturebae)

Sep 30th, 2014

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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(via elisabluh)

Sep 29th, 2014

relatetable:

asvprock:

Your anaconda doesn’t even go here.

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(via pastandfuturebae)

Sep 29th, 2014
make-my-body-yours:

fuckmestupid:

fearandloathinginnewyork:

thisguybesteve:

fuckmestupid fearandloathinginnewyork I know you guys like Fireball

THIS IS SO US

oh my god yes

This may or may not be my life saying.